Biggest Week EVER!!!
Tomorrow Apple unveils what their plans are for this year. How flat can iOS go? Will there be streaming music? Will the Mac Pro be loved? Will the Apple TV come with Mandarin rings? How badly will the stock tank? I will be consuming podcasts left and right with WWDC as the topic. WWDC is actually the second most important event.
Dan and Merlin are going to finally meet in person. The medium of the relationship has been based on Skype 2.8 and USPS since “The Conversation” episode 2. They can just start talking and not wait for Skype to pickup. The hugs can be real without using emoji.
Whatever restaurant they eat at, the place should be cleared out except for the staff. Since no one is around they don’t have to wonder if this is what the people have tuned in for. The dinner table has four settings. Dan, Merlin, Robot, and Dingus. Having the sound board would be too much. Dan can play Adventure Time samples off of his iPad. Quinoa will not be featured on the menu. There will be enough meat to feed the S.F. 49ers. The milk will not be sour.
The staff will be puzzled why they are in the bathroom for so long. This will be their boot camp. Both of them are armored with hazmat suits. They can run through different scenarios on what to do about hand dryers, towel dispensers, broken toliet seats, and faucet handles. Days later the staff will be asking each other who installed the foot door opener on the bathroom door.
The last thing to do would be to go see a movie. If only there was a drive-in that was showing “Glengarry Glen Ross ”.